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Anonymous sent:

how are babies made?

hanji-zoe-science-is-love:

ask-tree-hugging-petra:

0u0-aradia-medig0:

clears throat. “Well you see when a male and female love each other or are horny and want to take care of that they do this thing called Sexual Intercourse. And during that the male is inside the female’s peepee also known as the va-jayjay using his wiener and he explodes inside her leaving a seed, and 9 months later boom you have yourself a baby~! Lovely thing, isn’t it?”

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ? HANJI. HE’S JUST A CHILD.

"Do I lie instead? Okay then, a magical titan brings them from the sky."

Little late hanji….

Anonymous sent:

how are babies made?

0u0-aradia-medig0:

clears throat. “Well you see when a male and female love each other or are horny and want to take care of that they do this thing called Sexual Intercourse. And during that the male is inside the female’s peepee also known as the va-jayjay using his wiener and he explodes inside her leaving a seed, and 9 months later boom you have yourself a baby~! Lovely thing, isn’t it?”

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ? HANJI. HE’S JUST A CHILD.

Anonymous sent:

who do you want to marry? a titan? you're creepy and into creepy shit. I bet you'd fuck a titan.

0u0-aradia-medig0:

"Oh..Wow..That’s a little harsh, I mean I am devoted to the studies of titans, but I’d never do such things, it’s also impossible to have sexual intercourse with a titan.  Now back to your question on who I want to marry…That’s a good question really, I don’t know who yet. But I want him to be strong, able to stand his own ground, be a bit sassy when needed, and be able to live with me without throwing himself out a window. Also, he’ll need to be good at cleaning, because I lack cleanness and pursue in dirtiness."  

levi -cough-

ask-tree-hugging-petra sent:

hanji-san, marry me plzzzzz

hanji-zoe-science-is-love:

erwindancho:

hanji-zoe-science-is-love:

ask-tree-hugging-petra:

0u0-aradia-medig0:

"Woah there Petra…Don’t normal people you know date before this? I mean call me traditional and old fashioned but dating must happen before marriage." 

Okay. So will you go out with me?

"No. No I will not go out with you."

"Pretty sure Petra would prefer me"

"You’re most welcome to have her, Commander One Arm."

Oh shit. Hanji-san..#r00d Anywho, I want Hanji, not you

ask-tree-hugging-petra sent:

hanji-san, marry me plzzzzz

hanji-zoe-science-is-love:

ask-tree-hugging-petra:

0u0-aradia-medig0:

"Woah there Petra…Don’t normal people you know date before this? I mean call me traditional and old fashioned but dating must happen before marriage." 

Okay. So will you go out with me?

"No. No I will not go out with you."

………………………………………………………..

ask-tree-hugging-petra sent:

hanji-san, marry me plzzzzz

0u0-aradia-medig0:

"Woah there Petra…Don’t normal people you know date before this? I mean call me traditional and old fashioned but dating must happen before marriage." 

Okay. So will you go out with me?

hanji-zoe-science-is-love:

[[ I can’t stop laughing at my conversation…]]

ask-tree-hugging-petra sent:

Hanji, I s2g one day I will kick your ass ;n; for no reason at all.

0u0-aradia-medig0:

Well, that is if you can reach my ass. You’re shorter than Levi, I thought it was impossible to be shorter than him until I met you. Anywho, I wish you luck on that day, and may I suggest stilts?  

Oh. Will you buy me stilts?

Anonymous sent:

Hanji, what's hard, nice and naughty?

0u0-aradia-medig0:

Oh! I know this. Annie’s Leon!

That pun doe.

ハンジ・ゾエ Hanji Zoe